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Alyssa Milano’s Vendetta Against Elon Musk Cost Her $13 Million So Far

    Alyssa Milano’s Vendetta Against Elon Musk Cost Her $13 Million So Far

    Truth: Alyssa Milano’s Revenge Against Elon Musk Has Cost Her $13 Million So Far Alyssa Milano decided to thrust herself into Elon Musk’s spotlight, and it’s not going well.

    According to our sources, the actress has lost over $13 million so far and the number is unlikely to drop anytime soon.

    Financial experts estimate that Milano’s net worth, which stood at $10 million before the debacle, may not have changed, but her future prospects and income have decreased significantly.

    Money expert Joe Barron said, “SWE lost the Who’s the Boss reboot,” which alone cost them about $9 million.

    Other major damages include a lawsuit over his scorched Volkswagen, which flipped out a neighboring Prius and blocked traffic in a posh SoHo neighborhood for hours.

    And his $150K annual salary from UNICEF. The organization fired her for being “too volatile”.

    Milano’s spokesman, Joe Barron, says he isn’t too concerned about how much it costs because it’s “mostly just money on paper that doesn’t really affect them.”

    Whether this means he doesn’t think he needs the $13 million or that the whole story is a pile of bullshit remains to be seen.

    Fortunately, for the purposes of this fact-check, we can say with absolute certainty that the story is true.

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