In a move that has shocked the sports world and delighted armchair patriots everywhere, Nike has decided to end its contract with WNBA star Brittney… Read More »Nike Ends Contract With Brittney Griner Amid Backlash Over National Anthem Protests, Riley Says: “The World Doesn’t Need Griner”
Kansas City Chiefs’ head coach, Andy Reid, a man known for his love of cheeseburgers and thick playbooks, dropped a bombshell at a press conference… Read More »Coach Andy Reid Suspends 5 Persistent Anthem Kneelers, ”No Place For This Nonsense”
In a move that has left the sporting world gasping, Riley Gaines, a champion swimmer and advocate for women’s sports, has successfully “reclaimed” all the… Read More »Riley Gaines is getting back all the medals won by biological male Lia Thomas
In a dramatic turn of events that no one saw coming, conservative firebrand Candace Owens has reportedly been tapped to replace both Sunny Hostin and… Read More »Candace Owens Will Replace Sunny Hostin And Whoopi Goldberg “We Don’t Need Them”
the world was recently shaken by a bizarre and fictional incident that took place at SpaceX headquarters. The larger-than-life tech mogul Elon Musk reportedly threw… Read More »Elon Musk Kicks Megan Rapinoe Out Of His SpaceX Headquarters
It was a sunny day in Flavortown, a culinary paradise that Guy Fieri, the Mayor of Flavor, had built with his own two hands (and… Read More »Guy Fieri Kicked Whoopi Goldberg Out Of His Restaurant
Whoopi Goldberg and Robert De Niro have finally had enough. In a shocking turn of events, the two Hollywood icons have announced that they are… Read More »Whoopi Goldberg And Robert De Niro Will Leave America ‘Nobody Likes Us’
In a world where reality often blurs with the absurd, the unexpected happened on a sunny Tuesday morning during the taping of ABC’s iconic talk… Read More »Candace Owens Kicks Whoopi Goldberg Off ‘The View’ Set
In an alternate universe where the world thrives on unpredictability and thrives on drama, daytime TV got a shock of a lifetime. On a sunny… Read More »Candace Owens Replaces Whoopi Goldberg on ‘The View’