In an unprecedented turn of events at this year’s Hollywood Awards Gala, beloved actor Keanu Reeves shocked the entertainment world by publicly declining to present… Read More »Keanu Reeves Declines to Present Whoopi Goldberg with Lifetime Achievement Award, “She’s Not a Good Person”
In an unprecedented move that has left both football fans and political pundits scratching their heads, Pittsburgh Steelers Head Coach Mike Tomlin has reportedly implemented… Read More »Steelers Coach Mike Tomlin Permanently Banned Kneeling For The National Anthem, Saying “If You Kneel, You Will Be Fired Immediately”
In a turn of events that could only happen in the wacky, upside-down world of 2024, the ever-controversial Roseanne Barr has unceremoniously fired Rob Reiner… Read More »Roseanne Barr Fires Rob Reiner From His New Fox Show, “Enough Of Your Wokeness”
In a move that has shocked the sports world and delighted armchair patriots everywhere, Nike has decided to end its contract with WNBA star Brittney… Read More »Nike Ends Contract With Brittney Griner Amid Backlash Over National Anthem Protests, Riley Says: “The World Doesn’t Need Griner”
Kansas City Chiefs’ head coach, Andy Reid, a man known for his love of cheeseburgers and thick playbooks, dropped a bombshell at a press conference… Read More »Coach Andy Reid Suspends 5 Persistent Anthem Kneelers, ”No Place For This Nonsense”
In a move that has left the sporting world gasping, Riley Gaines, a champion swimmer and advocate for women’s sports, has successfully “reclaimed” all the… Read More »Riley Gaines is getting back all the medals won by biological male Lia Thomas
In a dramatic turn of events that no one saw coming, conservative firebrand Candace Owens has reportedly been tapped to replace both Sunny Hostin and… Read More »Candace Owens Will Replace Sunny Hostin And Whoopi Goldberg “We Don’t Need Them”
the world was recently shaken by a bizarre and fictional incident that took place at SpaceX headquarters. The larger-than-life tech mogul Elon Musk reportedly threw… Read More »Elon Musk Kicks Megan Rapinoe Out Of His SpaceX Headquarters
It was a sunny day in Flavortown, a culinary paradise that Guy Fieri, the Mayor of Flavor, had built with his own two hands (and… Read More »Guy Fieri Kicked Whoopi Goldberg Out Of His Restaurant