Elon Musk Declares Riley Gaines a Champion

Tech mogul Elon Musk has recently declared swimmer Riley Gaines as the “champion of champions.” The announcement came during a press conference held at SpaceX headquarters, where Musk praised Gaines for her unparalleled achievements in the pool and beyond. However, what appeared to be a straightforward recognition took a satirical turn as Musk’s eccentricities took … Read more