Elon Musk and Mark Wahlberg have announced a groundbreaking collaboration to revolutionize the film industry. The duo, known for their innovative approaches in technology and… Read More »Elon Musk and Mark Wahlberg Join Hands to Create a Non-Woke Film Production Studio “Hollywood Is Saved”
Elon Musk, the enigmatic billionaire entrepreneur, rejected an $800 million offer from Bud Light to star in a series of advertisements for their brand. Musk’s… Read More »Elon Musk’s $800 Million Bud Light Rejection: “I’m Not Saving Your Wok Brand”
In a surprising turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk took to Twitter to announce a boycott of Tyson Foods, one of the largest meat… Read More »Elon Musk Calls for Boycott of Tyson Foods, “I Will Never Buy From Tyson Foods Ever Again!”
In a stunning turn of events, the NFL witnessed an unprecedented display of authority during a recent game. Four players, known for their activism and… Read More »NFL Referees Eject 4 NFL Players For Kneeling During National Anthem
The ever-entrepreneurial Elon Musk, known for his ambitious ventures in electric vehicles, space exploration, and underground transportation, dropped a bombshell during a recent press conference.… Read More »Elon Musk Has Just Hinted That He Is Going To Buy Disney
The National Football League (NFL) has officially banned pop sensation Taylor Swift from ever performing at a Super Bowl halftime show again. The decision, which… Read More »NFL Bans Taylor Swift From Super Bowl, Elon Musk Says “She’s Too Distracting”
Sports apparel giant Nike has decided to sever all ties with former NFL quarterback and social justice activist Colin Kaepernick, resulting in a staggering $20… Read More »Nike Ends All Contracts With Colin Kaepernick Resulting In $20 Million Loss
Dallas Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy reportedly terminated a rookie receiver’s contract on the spot for kneeling during the national anthem. This story, which has… Read More »Cowboys’ Coach Mike McCarthy Fires A Rookie Receiver On The Spot For Anthem Kneeling
The tech world is abuzz with rumors of Elon Musk’s audacious plan to turn Facebook’s co-founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, from a billionaire to a… Read More »Elon Musk’s Grand Plan to Turn Mark Zuckerberg from a Billionaire to a Millionaire